talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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