I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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