I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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