i just google imaged poop.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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