Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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