my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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