Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Let's get the cat blown out
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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