how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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