if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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