I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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