It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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