I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Randomize
