She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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