I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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