we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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