so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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