i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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