At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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