and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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