she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Randomize
