So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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