So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Never joke about your clitoris.
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