Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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