I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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