Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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