I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I currently don't understand fingers.
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