I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
This is classic penis vs brain.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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