whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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