All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
