dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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