My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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