summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
foreskin is a definite game changer
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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