i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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