I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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