He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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