I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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