you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Randomize
