god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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