There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
there is puke in my bra ... again
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