pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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