Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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