Do you still have your period?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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