My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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