Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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