summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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