whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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