Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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