The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
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