I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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