my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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