some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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