Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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